The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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