: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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