omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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