If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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