Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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