I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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