lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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