I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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