Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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