Porn is love you can see.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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