his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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