doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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