He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize