i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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