Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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