He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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