Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
