dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Randomize
