She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
