Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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