well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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