she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The air was thick with penises
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I can't turn off my feet"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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