is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
