It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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