I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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