question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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