just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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