He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We are all done wearing pants today
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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