Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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