He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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