i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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