I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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