I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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