I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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