her vagina looked like bernie madoff
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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