Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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