They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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