just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Oh god it's open bar.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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