im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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