You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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