problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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