with your own penis?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
