Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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