Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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