It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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