kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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