i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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