I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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