I love black thongs
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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