when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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