so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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