Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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