So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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