I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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