I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
my sisters under your porch take her home
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I wear drunk well.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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