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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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